February 2012
Reblog if you love to write.
whydancewiththedevil:
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
The evolution of Helena Bonham Carter
iwannabehelenabonhamcarter:
The Goddess - 45 years of beauty 1966-present
“Stop degrading the act of sex by calling it ‘opening your legs.’
I’m so sick...”
– flowersarebetterthanbullets on This Post (I made this a quote, because the original picture with text was visually offensive. These pro-life people need to take a graphic design class.)
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grandmanoiseverything:
moustachiarty:
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Me when I go out: I should've stayed home
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi I don't like you
edgeofmyreality:
afghanistanini:
remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
omg.
you should’ve seen it coming.
paint your own nebula →
archaeosaur:
social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
When in gym they need someone to sit out:
Need a laugh? Click here!
Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
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caitlynrk:
this-fairytale-love:
jenadirectioner:
If you don’t reblog…
…Fighting urge to correct.
I kind of twitched
If you can not figure this out…..
Wait there are people that exist who don’t know this?
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When your mom is pissed and she starts yelling at... →
wowfunniestposts:
Laughter is the best medicine